I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
I have already put on my inside pants.
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
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