? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
It's a "nonproductive" (vocab word) cough. It's like a constant tickle in my throat, like there's a little elf with feathers for feet going Gangnam style on my "uvula" (vocab word).
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
Btw, the reason I have a black eye is bc I needed to puke so hard yesterday morning; I whipped up the toilet seat so fast that I railed myself in the face. Then spent the rest of the day more carefully puking. Kind of why I'm not in the mood for drinking.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
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