I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
She announced her abortion via fbk
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
This is a friendly reminder to try not to shit on the toilet seat. If our 4 year old can manage it, I think you can too.
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
Randomize
