Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
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