Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
i'm pretty sure the devil's penis is california-shaped
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
First thing I heard on the radio when I got in the car: "humans and dinosaurs used to live happily together"... I need to stop listening to Christian radio...
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
Shout out to this stomach virus for helping me prepare for whatever slutty Halloween costume I decide to wear.
My mind's like "He's a sexist pig" but my uterus is like "YOU SHALL BEAR HIM STRONG CHILDREN"
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
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