what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
You went through my pantry and left one of everything in the box. One cracker. One cheesit. One piece of cereal. I really fucking hate you.
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
Yeah I went home with her... She had me take off everything but my shirt and from across the room goes, "Now dance. Just dance that dick over here"
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
There's even glitter on my cock...
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