Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
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