Are we in a gay sports bar?
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
I went to the obgyn with chipped nail polish.. Somewhere Beyonce was looking down, shaking her head, whispering "Not fierce."
I've got a 90 day supply of amoxicillin in case of zombie or chlamydia outbreak
I need a rain check on breakfast. A frat boy said it was his dream to sleep with a MILF, I made his dream come true and he made me cum
There is no way I’m wasting 21 year old morning wood
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