So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
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