ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
he stole a smokey from the street meat vendor and put it in his pocket when she wasn't looking and now we're drinking avocado margaritas
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
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