we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
woke up next to the new dishwasher. set the record for banging a new employee to 6 hours...i should be a professional sexual predator
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
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