Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
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