god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
I just recognized Courtney in a crowded Trader Joe's solely by seeing her ass. In other news, I survived the first round of layoffs today.
I'm not sure which feat is more impressive...
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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