Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
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