Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
It's a good thing my liver is flexible because a lesser man would be dead
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
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