i permit you to call me
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
Holy shit I just stopped short on route 18 because I thought my gps was saying I had to turn right in 11 feet. After almost hitting the guardrail I realized I had to turn in 11 miles.
Fuck I'm high.
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
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