white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
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so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
she just called me the flavor packet to her ramen noodles. get me the fuck out of here.
Why is there broken glass in my purse?
You stole a snow globe. From your VP. Soooo...maybe don't put all your hopes on that promotion you were expecting
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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