We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
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