honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
I fell asleep after the worst sex of my life and now I'm snowed in with him. SEND HELP. CALL FEMA. GET ME OUT OF HERE.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
Woke up backwards on a recliner
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
Randomize
