you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
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