I just realized I had sex more when i looked like a fat elton john. Fuck my life.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
Well the pizza delivery man was either startled or incredibly intrigued to see me skateboarding in the living room by myself at 1 in the morning in ripped pantyhose
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
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