Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Someone shit on the floor
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
woke up next to the new dishwasher. set the record for banging a new employee to 6 hours...i should be a professional sexual predator
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
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