So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
Yo I'm texting you while getting a bj. I know, I'm the man. Told her I was texting my mom in the hospital.
I realized we pick a president more often than I get a blowjob
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
You wouldn't let me clean the puke off your face because I'd mess up your cat whiskers. Now that's dedication.
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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