Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
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