Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
I just had sex on a roof
just woke up on my patio with a mouse eating cheetos off mys chest. youre all assholes.
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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