i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
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