can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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