I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
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