I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
It's like Facebook knows when I'm about to masturbate and tells me to reconnect with exes.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
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