Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
I don't care if my next phone has to run on the blood of virgin koala bears, I don't want to be scrambling for a charger.
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
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