D3 body, D1 cock
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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