i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
Hi Jessica this is Jessica and I am texting you and were taking lime shots and it's fantastic and I broke your elbow and I love you xo
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
My vagina is officially offended.
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
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