I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
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