alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
I drunkenly said, "That's my future father-in-law!" And everyone made an uncomfortable / disgusted face... including the aforementioined future father-in-law. Maybe I should start dating other people.
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
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