kristin has been a bad kristin
Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
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