im so horny i just used my electric toothbrush to masturbate. god help me
I was 10 minutes late leaving for lunch today because I couldn't lose a boner. It is impossible to tuck it when your shirt is tucked in...gotta quit facebook stalking hot chicks at work
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
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