My brain says no but my pants say off.
i may or may not be watching the land before time
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
Someday soon you'll wake up next to a bottle of jameson and a half eaten lean cuisine and then you'll be just like me.
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
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