Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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