This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Today at work while talking to my co-worker we both realized at the same time that last year I had a one night stand with his roommate and he was in the living room drinking coffee when I did the walk of shame. YAY.
This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
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