butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
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