you were crying and the really sympathetic homeless man offered you a sip of his whiskey. who was i to stop you?
he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
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