MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
You are, as of last night, the self declared king of pooping. Long may you reign.
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