Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
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