you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
Randomize
