I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
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