I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
When I say I took advantage of you when you were drunk, I mean that I convinced you to let me paint cute little panda bears on all of your toenails.
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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