Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
I had 5 long islands and 2 alien brain hemorrhages…I am entirely certain that the "power hour to finish the night" idea was just too much.
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
The cat just brought me a bottle opener. I think she's my soulmate.
I'd ask how but then you'd tell me.
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