I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
He brought me bullshit flowers and a bullshit apology. Even shrek did more than that for Fiona. And he's an ogre. Does this not say anything about him?
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
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