You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
Just got hit on by a middle-aged puerto-rican clown who told me that it would be bad to date someone who offers to buy me coffee and makes something of themselves. I love the NY subway.
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
You called me last night and said you had a vision that a cat made you a sandwich. You were tripping way too hard
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
Also epiphany: I gotta quit fucking with dudes that have never seen Harry Potter. They all turn out to be shitheads who probably eat honeydew.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
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