We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
I wish there was a "friends who have gained the most weight since high school" filter on facebook for when I am feeling fat.
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
I just told the bartender to “give me something that will murder me”
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
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