I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
He sent me a picture of a gas station condom and said "we probably shouldn't use this but if I was to impregnate someone on accident I'd want it to be you"
Do you remember telling our cab driver you were going to fuck a penguin?
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
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