Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
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