why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
So I'll spare the details, but I think I discovered I'm lactose intolerant. In my sleep. And you'll be needing new sheets.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
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