Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
It's okay, I found my phone in the toaster oven. Logical explanation: 5 martinis
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
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