I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
The cop only confirmed I'm .22% Irish. Then I threw up on him.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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