let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
My mom asked me if I ever go on dates. I had to suppress the urge to ask if having casual sex with a freshmen counts as dating
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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