And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
dude, i woke up naked in her front yard...apparently i tried to leave in the middle of the night, forgot my clothes and decided,"oh heres a nice patch of grass to sleep on" I think god is up there laughing at me.
I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
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